Free Food Exposed

In this multi-part series, I will discuss the availability, quality, and quantity of the units of free food commonly known as "samples". In this installment, I will talk about commonly available establishments that give out free samples, and will discuss free sample etiquette and tips.

Free samples can be obtained from a variety of establishments. One commonly known bastion of free samples is Costco. One can try seven-layer dip, a spicy sausage, or even the ultimate, french bread pizza. Less substantial options exist such as iced tea (quenches thirst) or animal crackers (dessert?) The major drawback is that Costco requires a membership, so one must have a membership, go with a member, or tell the gatekeeper at the front entrance about one's intention to "think about getting a membership", but needing to "see everything first".

If one cannot gain entrance or has been banned from Costco, there is no need to fret. Trader Joe's often has samples located towards the back of the store, which can include chicken enchiladas, macaroni and cheese (the frozen kind), and various variations on soba noodles. Another market that frequently offers samples is Whole Foods. The cheese section often yields such discoveries as Manchego, and if one is lucky, there may be some nitrate-free hot dog pieces.

Supermarkets such as Von's, Albertson's, and Ralph's may or may not have free samples. I've had a tasty (but salty) lobster bisque at Ralph's in Monterey, but usually I come up empty-handed. Ranch 99, the Asian supermarket, had samples when I last went, but they were of mooncakes, which can be an acquired taste.

Even those who condemn the corporate world can enjoy free samples, as they are readily available at the local farmer's market. Common samples available include slices of fresh seasonal fruit, cheese cubes, and perhaps a small cup-full of apple cider.

Finally, free samples can be found outside of the marketplace. If one asks, Panda Express will provide a sample of the orange chicken or broccoli beef, and Baskin Robbins offers a tiny pink spoonful of one's choice.

On proper sample etiquette, one should limit the number of times that he or she returns for another helping, or at least bring a hat or sunglasses for disguise. I know someone who took off his sweatshirt to get a third sample. Also, grabbing is a no-no.

Some free samples tips:
-Time of day is key. The best time for samples is in the middle of the day to late afternoon.
-Stroll around the store to spot all possible sample stations.
-If trying to maximize sampling while minimizing spending, avoid eye contact with the sample dispensing staff.